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<?php /** * This is fucking stupid */ abstract class ConfusingClass{ /** * Private property */ private $property = 'fucking stupid'; /** * Why does this keep happening? * * @bullshit true */ private function bullshit() { return false; } public function derp() { echo static::bullshit(); } } class ConfusedBullshit extends ConfusingClass { private function bullshit() { return $this->property; } } $f = new ConfusedBullshit; $f->derp(); $d = new ReflectionClass('ConfusedBullshit'); var_dump($d); var_dump($d->getProperties());
Output for 8.0.0 - 8.0.30, 8.1.0 - 8.1.28, 8.2.0 - 8.2.18, 8.3.0 - 8.3.6
Fatal error: Uncaught Error: Call to private method ConfusedBullshit::bullshit() from scope ConfusingClass in /in/6tKHO:21 Stack trace: #0 /in/6tKHO(34): ConfusingClass->derp() #1 {main} thrown in /in/6tKHO on line 21
Process exited with code 255.
Output for 7.0.0 - 7.0.20, 7.1.0 - 7.1.33, 7.2.0 - 7.2.33, 7.3.0 - 7.3.33, 7.4.0 - 7.4.33
Fatal error: Uncaught Error: Call to private method ConfusedBullshit::bullshit() from context 'ConfusingClass' in /in/6tKHO:21 Stack trace: #0 /in/6tKHO(34): ConfusingClass->derp() #1 {main} thrown in /in/6tKHO on line 21
Process exited with code 255.
Output for 5.3.0 - 5.3.29, 5.4.0 - 5.4.45, 5.5.0 - 5.5.35, 5.6.0 - 5.6.28
Fatal error: Call to private method ConfusedBullshit::bullshit() from context 'ConfusingClass' in /in/6tKHO on line 21
Process exited with code 255.
Output for 5.2.3 - 5.2.17
Parse error: syntax error, unexpected T_STATIC in /in/6tKHO on line 21
Process exited with code 255.
Output for 5.1.0 - 5.1.6, 5.2.0 - 5.2.2
<br /> <b>Parse error</b>: syntax error, unexpected T_STATIC in <b>/in/6tKHO</b> on line <b>21</b><br />
Process exited with code 255.
Output for 5.0.0 - 5.0.5
<br /> <b>Parse error</b>: parse error, unexpected T_STATIC in <b>/in/6tKHO</b> on line <b>21</b><br />
Process exited with code 255.
Output for 4.4.2 - 4.4.9
<br /> <b>Parse error</b>: syntax error, unexpected T_CLASS in <b>/in/6tKHO</b> on line <b>5</b><br />
Process exited with code 255.
Output for 4.3.0 - 4.3.1, 4.3.5 - 4.3.11, 4.4.0 - 4.4.1
<br /> <b>Parse error</b>: parse error, unexpected T_CLASS in <b>/in/6tKHO</b> on line <b>5</b><br />
Process exited with code 255.
Output for 4.3.2 - 4.3.4
<br /> <b>Parse error</b>: parse error in <b>/in/6tKHO</b> on line <b>5</b><br />
Process exited with code 255.

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