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[0] => Array
(
[0] => THE BURGER ZERO
[1] => No burger, no bun, just air.
)
[1] => Array
(
[0] => TRICKY TEST
[1] => Meet me ~5pm.
)
[2] => Array
(
[0] => THE BURGER ITALIANO
[1] => A soft mix of ground beef & mozzarella stuffed between two pillowy pieces of pasta.
)
[3] => Array
(
[0] => NOTE
[1] => This is basically giant ravioli.
)
[4] => Array
(
[0] => THE BURGER MINI
[1] => A tiny little burger patty in a tiny little bun.
)
)