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<?php $lel = array( 'Are you sure its the new year?', 'And i thought i was dumb', 'its not new year yet', 'LOL its ${date}', '...', '.....', '...', 'WUT', '.......', 'Ya drunk bruh ?', 'You sure you are not drunk ? what is 1+1 then ?' ); $message = $lel[array_rand($lel)]; echo $message;
Output for 4.4.2, 4.4.5, 5.0.3, 5.1.1, 5.2.8, 5.3.29, 5.4.7, 5.4.10, 5.4.15, 5.4.22, 5.4.24 - 5.4.25, 5.4.30, 5.4.34, 5.6.8, 5.6.14, 7.0.14, 7.2.1, 7.2.3, 7.2.11, 7.2.13, 7.3.1
its not new year yet
Output for 4.3.1, 4.3.3 - 4.3.4, 5.1.0, 5.2.15, 5.3.1, 5.3.12, 5.3.18, 5.3.20, 5.4.4, 5.4.13, 5.4.17, 5.4.20, 5.4.45, 5.5.31, 5.5.35, 5.6.15, 7.0.0, 7.2.4, 7.3.0
.......
Output for 4.4.4, 4.4.7, 5.0.5, 5.1.6, 5.2.17, 5.3.14, 5.3.19, 5.4.1, 5.4.5, 5.4.12, 5.4.19, 5.4.27, 5.5.34, 5.6.17, 5.6.21, 7.0.20, 7.1.0, 7.1.25, 7.2.2, 7.2.12
Ya drunk bruh ?
Output for 4.3.0, 4.3.2, 4.4.3, 4.4.6, 5.0.2, 5.1.4, 5.2.6, 5.2.10, 5.2.13, 5.3.3, 5.3.8, 5.3.13, 5.3.25, 5.3.27, 5.4.21, 5.4.29, 5.4.35 - 5.4.36, 5.4.38, 5.4.41, 5.5.26, 5.5.28, 5.5.30, 5.6.13, 5.6.18, 7.0.5 - 7.0.6, 7.1.5, 7.2.10
...
Output for 4.3.6, 5.1.2, 5.2.0, 5.2.5, 5.2.14, 5.3.5, 5.3.24, 5.3.26, 5.4.6, 5.5.25, 7.0.3, 7.2.9
LOL its ${date}
Output for 4.3.7, 5.3.2, 5.3.7, 5.3.15, 5.3.21, 5.3.23, 5.4.11, 5.4.40, 5.6.28, 7.1.6, 7.2.8
And i thought i was dumb
Output for 4.3.11, 5.0.1, 5.1.3, 5.1.5, 5.2.9, 5.3.4, 5.3.22, 5.4.0, 5.4.2, 5.4.9, 5.4.28, 5.4.31, 5.4.37, 5.4.39, 5.4.43, 5.5.27, 5.5.29, 5.5.32, 5.6.10, 7.2.0, 7.2.6 - 7.2.7
Are you sure its the new year?
Output for 4.3.8, 5.0.4, 5.2.2 - 5.2.3, 5.2.12, 5.3.9, 5.3.11, 5.3.17, 5.3.28, 5.4.16, 5.4.23, 5.4.42, 5.4.44, 5.5.33, 5.6.9, 5.6.20, 7.0.4, 7.1.7, 7.2.5
.....
Output for 4.3.5, 4.3.10, 4.4.1, 5.0.0, 5.2.1, 5.2.7, 5.2.16, 5.3.6, 5.4.3, 5.4.18, 5.4.32, 5.5.24, 5.6.11, 5.6.19, 7.0.1 - 7.0.2
WUT
Output for 4.3.9, 4.4.0, 4.4.8 - 4.4.9, 5.2.4, 5.2.11, 5.3.0, 5.3.10, 5.3.16, 5.4.8, 5.4.14, 5.4.26, 5.6.12, 5.6.16
You sure you are not drunk ? what is 1+1 then ?

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