<?php
$message = array();
$lel = array(
'Are you sure its the new year?',
'And i thought i was dumb', 'its not new year yet',
'LOL its ${date}', '...', '.....', '...', 'WUT', '.......',
'Ya drunk bruh ?', 'You sure you are not drunk ? what is 1+1 then ?'
);
$random_keys=array_rand($lel,1);
$message[] = $lel[$random_keys[0]];