<?php
$alpha = range('A', 'Z');
$ascii = array_map(function($_) { return $_ + (1 << 1 << 1 << 1 << 1 << 1 << 1); }, range(1, 26));
$alpha_vars = array_map(function($_) { return "$$_"; }, $alpha);
$ascii_var_list = join(',', $alpha_vars);
("list($ascii_var_list) = \$ascii;");
$sp = 32;
$_='_';
$ss='ss';
//$hb=$_.$ss.$_.$ss.$_.$ss.$_.$ss.$_.$ss.$_.$ss.$_.$ss.$_.$ss.$_.$ss.$_.$ss.$_.$ss.$_.
//$ss.$_.$ss.$_.$ss.$_.$ss.$_.$ss.$_.$ss.$_.$ss.$_.$ss.$_.$ss.$_.$ss.$_.$ss.$_.$ss.$_.$ss;
// I think I just heard the PHP parser cry.
## We're almost done. Just gotta decrypt my data, prepare my formatting, yadda yadda...
$decrypted_data = str_rot13("UNCCL OVEGUQNL WBUA CVYR");
echo "1";
$hb="";
for($hb=""; count($hb)/3 < count($decrypted_data); $hb.=$_.$ss);
$john_purrier_rocks = str_split($decrypted_data);
$brandon_philips_kicks_ass = array_map(function($_) { return ($_ === ' ') ? '$sp' : "\$$_"; }, $john_purrier_rocks);
$rabble_makes_me_moist = join(',', $brandon_philips_kicks_ass);
("\$rabble_makes_me_moist = array($rabble_makes_me_moist);");
$appfog_owns = array_map('chr', $rabble_makes_me_moist);
array_unshift($appfog_owns, str_replace('_s', '%', $hb));
$happy_birthday = call_user_func_array('sprintf', $appfog_owns);
echo $happy_birthday;
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