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<?php class SuckLess { public function __construct($penis) { $this->boner = new $penis; } public function dick() { return $this->boner->dick(); } } class Fat { public function dick() { return 'puzzzzz'; } } class Thin { public function dick() { return 'pizzzzz'; } } $suckLess = new SuckLess('Fat'); var_dump($suckLess->dick());

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