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@ 2014-01-17T20:26:59Z

<?php

namespace Paypal;
use \Antiquated\API as PaypalsShittyAPI;

class PaypalIsShittyException extends \Exception {}
class PaypalInconsistencyException extends PaypalIsShittyException {}
class PaypalExperience extends PaypalsShittyAPI {

  protected $garbage;

  public function isGarbage() {
    return $this->garbage;
  }

  public function setIsGarbage($garbage) {
    $this->garbage = $garbage;
  }

  public function canUpdate() {
    return false;
  }

  public function isIntuitive() {
    throw new PaypalInconsistencyException('lol');
  }

  public function makeMoney() {
    throw new PaypalIsShittyException('This feature is unsupported.');
  }

}

$paypal = new PaypalExperience;

try {
  if ($paypal->canUpdate() && $paypal->isIntuitive()) {
    call_user_func(function() use ($paypal) {
      return $paypal->makeMoney();
    });
  } else {
    $paypal->setIsGarbage(true);
  }
} catch(PaypalInconsistencyException $e) {
  die('Wait, what the fuck?');
}

Output for 8.0.0 - 8.0.30, 8.1.0 - 8.1.28, 8.2.0 - 8.2.18, 8.3.0 - 8.3.6: Fatal error: Uncaught Error: Class "Antiquated\API" not found in /in/bmK3c:8 Stack trace: #0 {main} thrown in /in/bmK3c on line 8
Process exited with code 255.
Output for 7.3.0 - 7.3.33, 7.4.0 - 7.4.33: Fatal error: Uncaught Error: Class 'Antiquated\API' not found in /in/bmK3c:8 Stack trace: #0 {main} thrown in /in/bmK3c on line 8
Process exited with code 255.
Output for 5.3.0 - 5.3.29, 5.4.0 - 5.4.45, 5.5.0 - 5.5.38, 5.6.0 - 5.6.40, 7.0.0 - 7.0.33, 7.1.0 - 7.1.33, 7.2.0 - 7.2.33: Fatal error: Class 'Antiquated\API' not found in /in/bmK3c on line 8
Process exited with code 255.
Output for 4.4.2 - 4.4.9, 5.1.0 - 5.1.6, 5.2.0 - 5.2.17: Parse error: syntax error, unexpected T_STRING in /in/bmK3c on line 3
Process exited with code 255.
Output for 4.3.0 - 4.3.1, 4.3.5 - 4.3.11, 4.4.0 - 4.4.1, 5.0.0 - 5.0.5: Parse error: parse error, unexpected T_STRING in /in/bmK3c on line 3
Process exited with code 255.
Output for 4.3.2 - 4.3.4: Parse error: parse error in /in/bmK3c on line 3
Process exited with code 255.

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