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<?php final class Approximator { public static $wtfThreshold = 7; public static function __callStatic($name, $arguments) { $proximityMap = self::getProximityMap($name); for ($proximity = 0; $proximity <= (int) self::$wtfThreshold; $proximity++) { if (isset($proximityMap[$proximity][0])) { shuffle($proximityMap[$proximity]); return call_user_func_array($proximityMap[$proximity][0], $arguments); } } throw new Exception('Sorry, I-a don\'t understoond whet yooo meoont. Bork Bork Bork!'); } private static function getProximityMap($called) { $proximityMap = []; $definedMap = get_defined_functions(); foreach (array_merge($definedMap['internal'], $definedMap['user']) as $defined) { $proximityMap[levenshtein($called, $defined)][] = $defined; } return $proximityMap; } } var_dump(Approximator::strtolowerer('noodles'));