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<?php @set_time_limit(0); $shit = "127.0.0.1"; $in_ass = 80; function ass_to_dick_to_asm($shit){ echo "you are a " . $shit . ".<br/>"; if($_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'] == "::1"){ print "fucking kid, you are running on local-fucking-host."; } else{ echo $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR']; } } print "<marquee><h1>greetz to ryanC, Starfall, aush0k, ksm, puremantm and all the other pro hackerz.</h1></marquee>"; ass_to_dick_to_asm('skid'); if(12 / 324 - 23 + 56435 / 342 * 4353 != 718285.677388){ while("shit" == "shit" and "fuck" != "dick" && $fuuck < 10){ fsockopen($shit, $in_ass, $errstr, $errno) * 100; $fuuck = 1; $fuuck++; } print "you just shat your pants. you thought your / was being rm -rf'd.\nit is now..."; system( 'echo dick_the_fuck' ); /* insert rm -rf /* here, in base64 obvs. */ } if( isset ($_POST['day'] ) && "4234534562534" == "4234534562534" ){ $shll_c0de = " \x42\x8b\x69\x21\x67\x6e\x6c \x30\x40\x41\x66\x72\x6b\x7a \x42\x8b\x69\x21\x67\x6e\x6c \x30\x40\x41\x66\x72\x6b\x7a \x42\x8b\x69\x21\x67\x6e\x6c \x30\x40\x41\x66\x72\x6b\x7a "; echo "<br/>" . $shll_c0de; function comPile_GcC($shllcode,$total,$sh1t){ echo $shllcode / $total + $sh1t; echo "ass = " . $shllcode; } } else{ echo " <form action='#shit' method='post'> <input type='submit' name='day' /> </form> "; } $x_days = array('dick', 'shit', 'skid', 'ass', 'fuck', 'kid', 'rice fucker'); foreach($x_days as $x_day){ echo "you are a " . $x_day . "<br/>"; }

Here you find the average performance (time & memory) of each version. A grayed out version indicates it didn't complete successfully (based on exit-code).

VersionSystem time (s)User time (s)Memory (MiB)
8.3.60.0200.00316.63
8.3.50.0160.01017.47
8.3.40.0100.01019.01
8.3.30.0400.00718.93
8.3.20.0000.00919.03
8.3.10.0060.00320.59
8.3.00.0060.00317.75
8.2.180.0250.00716.63
8.2.170.0100.00722.96
8.2.160.0130.00322.38
8.2.150.0090.01324.18
8.2.140.0030.00624.66
8.2.130.0050.00526.16
8.2.120.0060.00320.20
8.2.110.0030.01020.65
8.2.100.0100.00318.16
8.2.90.0060.00319.46
8.2.80.0090.00917.97
8.2.70.0060.00317.88
8.2.60.0040.00418.15
8.2.50.0080.00818.07
8.2.40.0080.00418.47
8.2.30.0030.00618.39
8.2.20.0000.00817.90
8.2.10.0030.00618.00
8.2.00.0080.00418.01
8.1.280.0130.01325.92
8.1.270.0080.00023.99
8.1.260.0060.01626.35
8.1.250.0000.00928.09
8.1.240.0070.00422.24
8.1.230.0100.00324.00
8.1.220.0030.00617.78
8.1.210.0060.00318.77
8.1.200.0040.00717.35
8.1.190.0000.01117.23
8.1.180.0060.00618.10
8.1.170.0000.00918.95
8.1.160.0000.00919.09
8.1.150.0040.00418.84
8.1.140.0030.00617.66
8.1.130.0000.00817.94
8.1.120.0060.00317.60
8.1.110.0040.00417.49
8.1.100.0040.00417.55
8.1.90.0060.00317.68
8.1.80.0030.00617.57
8.1.70.0080.00317.54
8.1.60.0040.00417.74
8.1.50.0090.00017.59
8.1.40.0040.00417.63
8.1.30.0030.00617.76
8.1.20.0060.00317.76
8.1.10.0030.00617.71
8.1.00.0000.00817.76
8.0.300.0100.00518.77
8.0.290.0000.01516.75
8.0.280.0070.00318.59
8.0.270.0080.00017.30
8.0.260.0030.00616.88
8.0.250.0100.00017.13
8.0.240.0050.00916.99
8.0.230.0030.00517.04
8.0.220.0080.00416.98
8.0.210.0000.00917.02
8.0.200.0000.00817.02
8.0.190.0030.00617.00
8.0.180.0080.00416.93
8.0.170.0030.00616.95
8.0.160.0030.00617.06
8.0.150.0030.00717.07
8.0.140.0060.00317.04
8.0.130.0030.00313.61
8.0.120.0060.00616.97
8.0.110.0030.01016.89
8.0.100.0030.00916.95
8.0.90.0060.00616.81
8.0.80.0150.02516.94
8.0.70.0060.00616.97
8.0.60.0060.00616.96
8.0.50.0080.00416.93
8.0.30.0370.02217.07
8.0.20.0270.01517.21
8.0.10.0100.00317.05
8.0.00.0370.01916.87
7.4.330.0030.00314.93
7.4.320.0000.00716.49
7.4.300.0000.00816.55
7.4.290.0090.00016.63
7.4.280.0070.00316.67
7.4.270.0060.00316.59
7.4.260.0000.00713.46
7.4.250.0070.00716.46
7.4.240.0060.00916.63
7.4.230.0040.00816.51
7.4.220.0370.01716.49
7.4.210.0190.01616.58
7.4.200.0030.01016.58
7.4.190.0060.00616.41
7.4.160.0650.02116.44
7.4.150.0610.01917.07
7.4.140.0680.02417.22
7.4.130.0470.01616.61
7.4.120.0610.02216.66
7.4.110.0720.02616.53
7.4.100.0670.01416.57
7.4.90.0810.02516.52
7.4.80.0660.04918.80
7.4.70.0180.02316.54
7.4.60.0850.03416.50
7.4.50.0090.00016.35
7.4.40.0160.00622.27
7.4.30.0250.01216.60
7.4.00.0210.00314.99
7.3.330.0000.00813.42
7.3.320.0000.00713.39
7.3.310.0040.00816.46
7.3.300.0040.00816.38
7.3.290.0330.02216.53
7.3.280.0200.01516.43
7.3.270.0860.01417.07
7.3.260.0360.01818.24
7.3.250.0300.01216.58
7.3.240.0590.03216.58
7.3.230.0170.01916.39
7.3.210.0820.02416.29
7.3.200.0280.01819.39
7.3.190.0670.04416.43
7.3.180.0270.01816.43
7.3.170.0250.01116.46
7.3.160.0280.02616.62
7.3.120.0130.01014.90
7.2.330.0180.02116.58
7.2.320.0710.02016.77
7.2.310.0210.02016.56
7.2.300.0260.01816.80
7.2.290.0260.00716.92
7.2.60.0230.00316.96
7.2.00.0190.00419.68
7.1.200.0120.01315.57
7.1.100.0230.01318.12
7.1.70.0200.00717.09
7.1.60.0170.02119.40
7.1.50.0160.02317.19
7.1.00.0130.05322.28
7.0.200.0120.00617.14
7.0.140.0100.07722.16
7.0.100.0400.07020.14
7.0.90.0200.08020.08
7.0.80.0170.08720.03
7.0.70.0170.06720.02
7.0.60.0270.04320.26
7.0.50.0230.08020.43
7.0.40.0270.07320.20
7.0.30.0230.07720.25
7.0.20.0070.05020.20
7.0.10.0230.07720.16
7.0.00.0230.03320.20
5.6.280.0230.06321.29
5.6.250.0200.08020.76
5.6.240.0100.04720.90
5.6.230.0100.09020.74
5.6.220.0230.05720.73
5.6.210.0130.07020.57
5.6.200.0130.06721.18
5.6.190.0100.06721.16
5.6.180.0200.07721.20
5.6.170.0270.07021.15
5.6.160.0200.08721.13
5.6.150.0170.08021.01
5.6.140.0070.06021.04
5.6.130.0230.07321.13
5.6.120.0130.08721.11
5.6.110.0100.09021.04
5.6.100.0200.08721.18
5.6.90.0170.08721.01
5.6.80.0270.08320.62
5.6.70.0130.04320.53
5.6.60.0130.05720.50
5.6.50.0130.07720.43
5.6.40.0270.06320.68
5.6.30.0200.07720.67
5.6.20.0170.07020.50
5.6.10.0130.08320.51
5.6.00.0200.04720.46
5.5.380.0170.08020.47
5.5.370.0130.08720.68
5.5.360.0230.06320.52
5.5.350.0130.06320.48
5.5.340.0170.06020.81
5.5.330.0100.04320.86
5.5.320.0270.07020.99
5.5.310.0200.07720.87
5.5.300.0070.07720.76
5.5.290.0130.07020.96
5.5.280.0130.08021.06
5.5.270.0170.07020.80
5.5.260.0130.08320.91
5.5.250.0170.07720.82
5.5.240.0130.05720.22
5.5.230.0100.09320.25
5.5.220.0070.09720.35
5.5.210.0100.05720.43
5.5.200.0130.08020.41
5.5.190.0100.08720.27
5.5.180.0130.05320.32
5.5.160.0230.03320.41
5.5.150.0130.07720.16
5.5.140.0130.08320.37
5.5.130.0300.07720.16
5.5.120.0070.08720.19
5.5.110.0130.09020.23
5.5.100.0130.05320.05
5.5.90.0130.06020.13
5.5.80.0030.05720.21
5.5.70.0230.08020.29
5.5.60.0230.06320.20
5.5.50.0100.08020.16
5.5.40.0200.05720.14
5.5.30.0200.07320.25
5.5.20.0170.03720.25
5.5.10.0270.06720.27
5.5.00.0200.07720.14
5.4.450.0100.05319.29
5.4.440.0200.07719.61
5.4.430.0130.04019.60
5.4.420.0270.08319.45
5.4.410.0170.07019.41
5.4.400.0200.05318.93
5.4.390.0100.04019.10
5.4.380.0200.07018.93
5.4.370.0070.04319.07
5.4.360.0100.04019.28
5.4.350.0130.06719.04
5.4.340.0100.08719.09
5.4.320.0200.07319.07
5.4.310.0170.03319.00
5.4.300.0130.05018.99
5.4.290.0200.08319.07
5.4.280.0170.05319.02
5.4.270.0030.09018.91
5.4.260.0130.07719.10
5.4.250.0170.05018.99
5.4.240.0200.07319.09
5.4.230.0170.04019.12
5.4.220.0230.04318.90
5.4.210.0130.05019.00
5.4.200.0130.06718.86
5.4.190.0270.05719.06
5.4.180.0200.06718.99
5.4.170.0100.06719.05
5.4.160.0230.07319.07
5.4.150.0200.05019.03
5.4.140.0170.07316.54
5.4.130.0170.03716.46
5.4.120.0200.06716.31
5.4.110.0170.04016.34
5.4.100.0100.06716.52
5.4.90.0130.05316.48
5.4.80.0130.06316.53
5.4.70.0200.04316.37
5.4.60.0270.06316.47
5.4.50.0130.04716.45
5.4.40.0270.08016.45
5.4.30.0270.05016.37
5.4.20.0100.07716.35
5.4.10.0100.07016.57
5.4.00.0170.04715.91
5.3.290.0230.07015.58
5.3.280.0170.07715.58
5.3.270.0270.06315.58
5.3.260.0300.07015.58
5.3.250.0130.07315.58
5.3.240.0100.05715.58
5.3.230.0200.08015.58
5.3.220.0170.06315.58
5.3.210.0200.06315.58
5.3.200.0170.03315.58
5.3.190.0070.04715.58
5.3.180.0230.05315.58
5.3.170.0200.08015.58
5.3.160.0130.05015.58
5.3.150.0170.06715.58
5.3.140.0100.05315.58
5.3.130.0170.05015.58
5.3.120.0270.07715.58
5.3.110.0200.06015.58
5.3.100.0100.05015.58
5.3.90.0100.05315.58
5.3.80.0270.07315.58
5.3.70.0200.08015.58
5.3.60.0170.04715.58
5.3.50.0200.05315.58
5.3.40.0130.05015.58
5.3.30.0170.07015.58
5.3.20.0200.07015.58
5.3.10.0200.04015.58
5.3.00.0130.03715.58
5.2.170.0170.04715.58
5.2.160.0170.05715.58
5.2.150.0130.06315.58
5.2.140.0170.05715.58
5.2.130.0170.06015.58
5.2.120.0200.05715.58
5.2.110.0130.07015.58
5.2.100.0100.05315.58
5.2.90.0070.07015.58
5.2.80.0100.06015.58
5.2.70.0170.06015.58
5.2.60.0170.05015.58
5.2.50.0170.03715.58
5.2.40.0170.05315.58
5.2.30.0130.04715.58
5.2.20.0170.06015.58
5.2.10.0130.05315.58
5.2.00.0130.07315.58
5.1.60.0070.03715.58
5.1.50.0230.03715.58
5.1.40.0200.05315.58
5.1.30.0130.05715.58
5.1.20.0130.03715.58
5.1.10.0270.04015.58
5.1.00.0130.06015.58
5.0.50.0130.04715.58
5.0.40.0130.05015.58
5.0.30.0100.04015.58
5.0.20.0100.05315.58
5.0.10.0200.04715.58
5.0.00.0130.05015.58
4.4.90.0270.0308.47
4.4.80.0300.0238.47
4.4.70.0230.0208.47
4.4.60.0270.0308.47
4.4.50.0230.0238.47
4.4.40.0170.0408.47
4.4.30.0130.0378.47
4.4.20.0070.0378.47
4.4.10.0130.0338.47
4.4.00.0170.0408.47
4.3.110.0230.0238.47
4.3.100.0270.0238.47
4.3.90.0170.0338.47
4.3.80.0230.0508.47
4.3.70.0170.0278.47
4.3.60.0300.0178.47
4.3.50.0270.0238.47
4.3.40.0200.0508.47
4.3.30.0200.0408.41
4.3.20.0330.0238.41
4.3.10.0030.02315.58
4.3.00.0030.01715.58

preferences:
55.06 ms | 400 KiB | 5 Q