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<?php namespace Paypal; use \Antiquated\API as PaypalsShittyAPI; class PaypalIsShittyException extends Exception {} class PaypalInconsistencyException extends PaypalIsShittyException {} class PaypalExperience extends PaypalsShittyAPI { protected $garbage; public function isGarbage() { return $this->garbage; } public function setIsGarbage($garbage) { $this->garbage = $garbage; } public function canUpdate() { return false; } public function isIntuitive() { throw new PaypalInconsistencyException('lol'); } public function makeMoney() { throw new PaypalIsShittyException('This feature is unsupported.'); } } $paypal = new PaypalExperience; try { if ($paypal->canUpdate() && $paypal->isIntuitive()) { call_user_func(function() use ($paypal) { return $paypal->makeMoney(); }); } else { $paypal->setIsGarbage(true); } } catch(PaypalInconsistencyException $e) { die('Wait, what the fuck?'); }