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<?php function ifAllElseFails($type, $msg, $file, $line, $context) { echo ( "Ah what the hell. Doesn't work. But the meaning of life is 42. And chickens or eggs? Nah. It was a mutant gecko." ); } error_reporting(E_ALL); set_error_handler("ifAllElseFails"); class TheMeaningOfLif { var $came_first; var $the_answer; var $aeons; var $doubt; var $uncertainty; function TheMeaningOfLif() { $this->aeons = "150"; $this->doubt = ceil ( 13.3 * $this->Life() ); $this->uncertainty = floor ( 132 / $this->theUniverse() ); $this->the_answer[whatisthemeaning] = $this->andEverything(); $this->came_first = array ( "The Chicken", "The Egg" ); $this->came_first = arsort ( $this->came_first, SORT_NUMERIC ); $this->the_answer[whichcamefirst] = whichCameFirst($this->came_first); } function Life () { for ($x = 1; $x <= $this->aeons; $x++) { $r = 1 / ($x * $x); $s += $r; } $var = sqrt(6 * $s); return ( $var ); } function theUniverse () { $dw = 1; $l = 1; $up = 2; $var = 4; for ($x = 2; $x <= $var; $x++) { $l++; if ($l % 2 != 0) $up = $x + 1; elseif ($l % 2 == 0) $dw += 2; $var = $var * ($up/$dw); if ($l == 4) $l = 0; } return ( $var ); } function andEverything () { $carry = $this->doubt & $this->uncertainty; do { $carry = $carry << 1; $num1 = $this->doubt ^ $this->uncertainty; $sum = $this->doubt ^ $carry; $num2 = $carry; $carry = $this->doubt & $this->uncertainty; } while($carry != 0); return ( $carry ); } function whichCameFirst(&$arr) { function reverse_splice(&$splice, $i1, $i2) { if($i1>$i2) { $swp = $i1; $i1 = $i2; $i2 = $swp; } for($k=$i2;$k>=$i1;$k--){ $tmpArr[] = $splice[$k]; } for($k=0;$k<count($tmpArr);$k++) { $splice[$i1+$k] = $tmpArr[$k]; } } $i = count($arr); mt_srand((double)microtime()*1000000); while($i>0) { --$i; $j = @mt_rand(0, $i); if($i!=$j) { reverse_splice($arr, $i, $j); } } } function theGuruSays () { return ( $this->the_answer ); } } $TheMeaningOfLif = new TheMeaningOfLif; $the_answer = $TheMeaningOfLif->theGuruSays(); $var = $$the_answer[0]; $var = $$the_answer[1]; echo ( "The meaning of life is " . $whatisthemeaning . "<br>"); echo ( "Which came first? " . $whichcamefirst . " of course!");

Version	System time (s)	User time (s)	Memory (MiB)
5.4.28	0.010	2.487	19.05
5.4.27	0.010	2.490	18.93
5.4.26	0.003	2.493	19.19
5.4.25	0.003	2.493	19.05
5.4.24	0.010	2.487	19.03
5.4.23	0.013	2.483	19.04
5.4.22	0.010	2.487	19.05
5.4.21	0.007	2.490	18.95
5.4.20	0.007	2.490	18.83
5.4.19	0.010	2.490	18.94
5.4.18	0.013	2.483	19.25
5.4.17	0.007	2.490	19.00
5.4.16	0.010	2.487	19.00
5.4.15	0.010	2.487	19.25
5.4.14	0.003	2.493	16.68
5.4.13	0.017	2.480	16.44
5.4.12	0.010	2.487	16.34
5.4.11	0.017	2.480	16.58
5.4.10	0.007	2.490	16.59
5.4.9	0.003	2.493	16.46
5.4.8	0.010	2.487	16.55
5.4.7	0.007	2.490	16.44
5.4.6	0.010	2.487	16.54
5.4.5	0.003	2.493	16.44
5.4.4	0.010	2.487	16.53
5.4.3	0.003	2.493	16.37
5.4.2	0.013	2.483	16.34
5.4.1	0.007	2.490	16.41
5.4.0	0.007	2.490	15.78
5.3.28	0.003	2.493	14.55
5.3.27	0.007	2.490	14.56
5.3.26	0.007	2.490	14.61
5.3.25	0.007	2.490	14.39
5.3.24	0.007	2.490	14.47
5.3.23	0.007	2.490	14.40
5.3.22	0.007	2.490	14.43
5.3.21	0.013	2.483	14.40
5.3.20	0.007	2.490	14.37
5.3.19	0.003	2.493	14.45
5.3.18	0.013	2.487	14.43
5.3.17	0.000	2.497	14.56
5.3.16	0.013	2.483	14.44
5.3.15	0.403	2.093	14.51
5.3.14	0.010	2.487	14.48
5.3.13	0.007	2.490	14.41
5.3.12	0.007	2.490	14.32
5.3.11	0.010	2.487	14.34
5.3.10	0.013	2.483	13.98
5.3.9	0.000	2.497	13.83
5.3.8	0.003	2.493	13.80
5.3.7	0.300	2.197	13.96
5.3.6	0.010	2.487	13.75
5.3.5	0.017	2.480	13.77
5.3.4	0.010	2.487	13.68
5.3.3	0.010	2.487	13.71
5.3.2	0.013	2.487	13.48
5.3.1	0.003	2.493	13.46
5.3.0	0.357	2.137	13.53