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<?php $find = array( '/(\:\))|(\:\=\))|(\:\-\))/' => 'smile', '/(\:$)|(\:\=\()|(\:\-\()/' => 'sadsmile', '/(\:D)|(\:\=D)|(\:\-D)/i' => 'bigsmile', '/(8$)|(8\=\))|(8\-\))|(B\))|(B\=\))|(B\-\))|($cool$)' => 'cool', '/(\:o)|(\:\=o)|(\:\-o)/i' => 'wink', '/(\;$)|(\;\-\()|(\;\=\()/' => 'crying', '/(\(sweat$)|($\:\|)/i' => 'sweating', '/(\:\|)|(\:\=\|)|(\:\-\|)/' => 'speechless', '/(\:\*)|(\:\=\*)|(\:\-\*)/' => 'kiss', '/:P:=P:-P/i' => 'tongueout', '(\(blush$)|(\:\$)|(\:\-\$)|(\:\=\$)|(\:\"\>)/i' => 'blush', '/(\:\^\))/' => 'wondering', '/(\|\-\))|(\I\-\))|(\I\=\))|($snooze$)/i' => 'sleepy', '/(\|$)|(\|\-\()|(\|\=\()/' => 'dull', '/(\(inlove$/i' => 'inlove', '/(\]\:\))|(>\:\))|($grin$)/i' => 'evilgrin', '/($talk$)/i' => 'talking', '/($yawn$)|(\|\-)/i' => 'yawn', '/($puke$)|(\:\&)|(\:\-\&)|(\:\=\&)/i' => 'puke', '/($doh$)/i' => 'doh', '/(\:\@)|(\:\-\@)|(\:\=\@)|(\x$)|(\x\-\()|(\x\=\()/i' => 'angry', '/(\(wasntme$)/i' => 'wasntme', '/($party$)/i' => 'party', '/(\:S)|(\:\-S)|(\:\=S)/i' => 'worried', '/($mm$)|($mmm$)/i' => 'mmm', '/(8\-\|)|(B\-\|)|(8\|)|(B\|)|(8\=\|)|(B\=\|)|($nerd$)/i' => 'nerd', '/(\:x)|(\:\-x)|(\:\=x)|(\:\#)|(\:\-\#)|(\:\=\#)/i' => 'lipssealed', '/($hi$)/i' => 'hi', '/($call$)/i' => 'call', '/($devil$)/i' => 'devil', '/($angel$)/i' => 'angel', '/($envy$)/i' => 'envy', '/($wait$)/i' => 'wait', '/($bear$)|($hug$)/i' => 'bear', '/($makeup$)|($kate$)/i' => 'makeup', '/($giggle$)|($chuckle$)/i' => 'coveredlaugh', '/($clap$)|($applaud$)|($applause$)/i' => 'clapping', '/($think$)|(\:\?)|(\:\-\?)|(\:\=\?)/i' => 'thinking', '/($bow$/i' => 'bow', '/(rofl)|($rofl$)/i' => 'rofl', '/($whew$)|($phew$)/i' => 'whew', '/($happy$)/i' => 'happy', '/($smirk$)/i' => 'smirking', '/($nod$)/i' => 'nodding', '/($shake$)/i' => 'shaking', '/($punch$)/i' => 'punch', '/($emo$)/i' => 'emo', '/($y$)|($ok$)/i' => 'yes', '/($n$))/i' => 'no', '/($handshake$)/i' => 'handshake', '/($skype$)|($ss$)/i' => 'skype', '/($h$)|($l$)/i' => 'heart', '/($u$)/i' => 'brokenheart', '/($e$)|($m$)/i' => 'mail', '/($f$)/i' => 'flower', '/($rain$)|($london$)|($st$)/i' => 'rain', '/($sun$)/i' => 'sun', '/($o$)|($time$)|($clock$)/i' => 'clock', '/($8$)|($music$)/i' => 'music', '/($\~$)|($film$)|($movie$)/i' => 'movie', '/($mp$)|($ph$)|($phone$)|($mobile$)|($cell$)/i' => 'phone', '/($coffee$)/i' => 'coffee', '/($pizza$)|($pi$)|($za$)/i' => 'pizza', '/($cash$)|($mo$)|($\$$)/i' => 'cash', '/($muscle$)|($flex$)/i' => 'muscle', '/($\^$)|($cake$)/i' => 'cake', '/($beer$)/i' => 'beer', '/($d$)/i' => 'drink', '/($dance$)|(\\\o\/)|(\\\:D\/)/i' => 'dance', '/($ninja$)/i' => 'ninja', '/($\*$)|($star$)/i' => 'star', '/($mooning$)/i' => 'mooning', '/($finger$)/i' => 'finger', '/($smoking$)|($smoke$)|($ci$)|($cig$)/i' => 'smoking', '/($drunk$)/i' => 'drunk', '/($bandit$)/i' => 'bandit', '/($toivo$)/i' => 'toivo', '/($rock$)/i' => 'rock', '/($headbang$)|($banghead$)/i' => 'headbang', '/($bug$)/i' => 'bug', '/($fubar$)/i' => 'fubar', '/($poolparty$)/i' => 'poolparty', '/($swear$)/i' => 'swear', '/($tmi$)/i' => 'tmi', '/($heidy$)/i' => 'heidy', '/($malthe$)/i' => 'malthe', '/($tauri$)/i' => 'tauri', '/($priidu$)/i' => 'priidu' );