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<?php
$arr_pie = [
'test',
'another',
'thing',
];
foreach(array_get_keys($arr_pie) AS $int_snuggle_bunny){
$obj_fuckwit = $arr_pie[pow($int_snuggle_bunny * $int_snuggle_bunny, .5)];
var_dump($obj_fuckwit);
}