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<?php class Shit { public static function getShits() { return array( new Shit, new Shit, new Shit ); } public function getTird() { return 'sucks'; } public function getPoopies() { return ['dd','ff','gg']; } } $shits = array(); foreach(Shit::getShits() as $shit) { $shits[] = array( 'tird' => $shit->getTird(), 'fuck' => call_user_func(function() use($shit) { $poopies = array(); foreach($shit->getPoopies() as $poopie) { $poppies[$poopie] = 'sucks'; } return $poopies; }) ); } var_dump($shits);

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